Rizzo Bickel

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The Rizzo Bickel is an elusive cactus flower, only able to exist on high Jewish holidays, such as Yom Kippur and Purim. Despite this fact, however, his snapchat score exceeds that of even the most robust millennials. How is this possible you may ask. On the days that humanity is blessed with the Rizzo Bickel's presence, he spends his entire time in the bathroom sending 3 second photos of himself from the toilet—and awkwardly silent videos in dog filters—to people whom he has never met before, because when you only live twelve days out of the year, you learn to prioritize accordingly. 


Published Works

Sermo Vulgaris

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